On Michelle Obama:

“My favorite thing about Mrs. Obama was when she was asked if her skirt was not too tight and she answered ‘Why you don’t like my big black ass?’ I want [Barack] Obama to win because there is nothing better anyway, and especially because of her.” —he told Metro (via Vogue UK.

Note: Kristina Schake, Director of Communications to First Lady Michelle Obama released a statement to The Metro, saying, “Mrs. Obama never made that statement.”