Blindingly bright white jeans are not attractive, and they only really look good on a very small subset of the population. But I like the look of light jeans. Enter these skinnies from J. Brand.

Technically the color is “Iceberg,” but I’d describe it as dirty white or light dove grey. The real kicker is that there’s a thick white tuxedo stripe that runs down each leg, and it visually makes your thighs look smaller. White (ish) pants that make your thighs look smaller instead of eight times larger? Here’s my credit card.

Get them here.