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Jennifer Lopez covers Harper’s Bazaar‘s February issue, and among the requisite tidbits about her boyfriend Casper Smart (“He’s my best friend”) and managing her schedule as a working mom (“I think I can just handle more than the average bear”), is this gem:

“I have that [famous Versace dress from 2000] at home. The other day, my housekeeper put it on a mannequin in my spa, where I get my hair and makeup done. She sent me a picture. She was like, ‘You like this dress?’ Um, yeah, but I don’t know if I like it out in the house!”

In response, we have SO many questions. Let’s take a second and ask J.Lo what’s on our mind:

• K, hold up: You have a spa in your house? For real? Do you get those fluffy white slippers every time you go?
• Is there a built in staff in your spa? Or do you sometimes do your hair and makeup yourself? [Ed. note: Probs not.]
• Why do you keep a mannequin in your spa? Is there some new spa treatment we should know about?
• Wait, are there multiple mannequins?
• Why was your housekeeper going through your clothes and pulling out random thousand-dollar gowns and then placing them on said mannequins?
• And why would she question your liking the dress? Isn’t that a given?
• Why don’t you want that out in your house? We’d want that shit displayed!