Hannah’s Coke Outfit #1

Hannah was going to wear her job interview outfit to do a bunch of coke which would have been all wrong. Fortunately, Elijah styled her in an outfit “inspired by a girl I went to middle school with who fucked both her uncle and her stepdad. It’s called power clashing.” I appreciate the intentional clashing prints and agree this in an outfit appropriate for a coked out person, even if it sort of looks like pajamas. I also hope Elijah gives at least one outfit summary per episode for the rest of the season. Last week’s gem was, to Marnie, “You look like a slutty Von Trap child.”

My question is: Would getting into Greenhouse have been a challenge for them? I’ve never been there; but I know it’s a club club, which is not really what Hannah was dressed for. Yelp reviewers complained a lot about the strict door policy. Of course, they are Yelp reviewers. Plus, it was a weeknight.