Fashion is finally Carrie’s downfall–literally–when she gets roped into walking in a charity fashion show. Rather than the Dolce and Gabbana number she was expecting to wear, she was presented with… well… this. Just try not to become fashion roadkill when you replicate this one.

Blue Coat: Jil Sander, $4350
Black Balconette Bra: Lily of France, $14.99
Sparkly Nude Panties: Stella McCartney, $80
Strappy Heels: Gucci, $950
Hairspray: L’Oreal Elnett, $14.99