Jessa and Thomas John

Whoever the lead hair stylist is on Girls must have been in a weird mood during the shooting of this episode. Jessa, who typically has the most jealousy-inducing hair of the cast, made a major mistake with this ‘do–not only does her hair appear to be crimped; it’s also being held together with chopsticks.

Would Jessa do this? Probably. She doesn’t give a f*ck and seems pretty lost these days. Plus, it was a welcome reminder that no one–not even Jemima Kirke is 100% stunning 100% of the time. The only thing is, it would have made more sense in episode two, following Jessa and Thomas John’s honeymoon, from which Jessa returned with braided hair. Her hair actually would have looked like this after taking them out.

We also feel like it’s very Jessa to be wearing all that statement jewelry in the bathtub, as she does at the end of the episode.