As much as we love and adore it, fashion at the Academy Awards only goes so far. There’s the requisite “who are you wearing!!,” the frantic live tweeting, the tripping starlets going to claim their prize, the best-and-worst dressed lists the following morning, and occasionally the ongoing dress drama–but that’s pretty much where it stops. Until 12 months later when we do it all over again.

But we couldn’t wait that long! (Honestly, how did we make it last time?) So we had an idea. “Lo!” we thought (in so many words), “Why not host our own Oscars… for fashion! We’ll save costs by forgoing that whole ‘red carpet’ tomfoolery–who cares about that part anyway! We’ll gather an elite team of the finest online editors in the industry–we won’t disclose their identities, so as to protect their privacy and keep the suspense–and we’ll announce the winners via our fair website! By jove, I think we’ve DONE IT!”

And done it, we did.

Behold, the winners (and almost winners–seriously, Karl, it’s a huge honor that you’re even included in this post) of the first annual Fashionista Fashion Oscars. Proceed.