1. Why couldn't Heidi and co. just wait til the next morning to switch the teams up?
2. Doesn't Michelle deserve a Best Actress Oscar for her superb performance of "excitement" every time she's paired up with Patricia?
3. How much do you hope this challenge was entirely Tim Gunn's idea?
4. Did we really need to know about Michelle's sexy bike messenger fantasy? What is that?
5. Isn't it actually good for once that Richard's aesthetic is "Vegas-y," seeing as Thunder From Down Under performs in... Vegas?
6. Who could've anticipated that it would be Michelle and not Richard going all loopy over the dancers?
8. Imagine how awkward it must have been for Michelle to watch this episode with her poor husband last night??
9. And why do I get the feeling Michelle has been to more than a few male strip shows in her day? That handkerchief prop? Dead giveaway.
10. Who knew all it took to crack stone cold Nina Garcia was some male strippers and poorly constructed tear-away pants?