Fruit of the Loom and Jockey Battle to Dress Jon Hamm's Bulge

Turns out the recent ban on Jon Hamm's freeballing ways could yield more than just a bunch of dick jokes. Leading underwear companies Fruit of the Loom and Jockey have recognized the opportunity at hand--and haven't hesitated to seize it.
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Turns out the recent ban on Jon Hamm's freeballing ways could yield more than just a bunch of dick jokes. Leading underwear companies Fruit of the Loom and Jockey have recognized the opportunity at hand--and haven't hesitated to seize it.
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Turns out the recent ban on Jon Hamm's freeballing ways could yield more than just a bunch of dick jokes. Leading underwear companies Fruit of the Loom and Jockey have recognized the opportunity at hand--and haven't hesitated to seize it.

According to TMZ, both companies have offered to give the actor free underwear--for LIFE!--now that he's allegedly required to wear them on the Mad Men set. Not that they held back on the dick puns either.

A rep for Jockey said: "Jockey would like to offer our support [Ed note: get it?] for Jon Hamm in the form of a lifetime supply of Jockey underwear."

But not so fast, Jockey. Fruit of the Loom also wants a chance to clothe the mythic schlong.

"We want people to be themselves," a Fruit of the Loom rep said. "And if going Commando makes you happy, we say go for it. But in case you change your mind, we got you covered [Ed note: clever!]."

But unlike everyone else, Hamm is really tired of all the penis jokes.

"I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake. Lay off," Hamm said in his recent Rolling Stone interview. "I mean, it's not like I'm a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal." ...Sorry we're not sorry, Jon!

Could free underwear for life be enough incentive for Hamm to change his free-balling ways? Everyone pay close attention to his crotch at the next Mad Men promo appearances.