Now, the world knows what a makeup tutorial by Yoko Ono looks like.
Which is: nothing at all like a makeup tutorial, or any, like, discernable thing.
Ono recently designed a line of menswear for Opening Ceremony that includes things like pink mesh shirts, pants with a hand outline on the crotch and a “butt sweatshirt,” which must have created a demand from men for more advice from Yoko Ono on how they should present themselves. Thus, OC commissioned her to dole out some male makeup tips in a video. And…we’re not sure it achieves its goal.
The main issue is that the tips, which aren’t really tips, require product that doesn’t really exist, such as rainbow pills. Or, like, she’ll tell you to breathe in a rainbow, but not really explain how one does that. Spell it out for us, Yoko! We’re not crazy geniuses like you!
Regardless, it is one entertaining video of colorful nonsense. Watch it, whatever it is, below.