Did Gwyneth Paltrow Pre-Game Too Hard Before the Met Gala?

Despite the fact that Gwyneth Paltrow was totally miserable at the Met Gala and is never going back, she featured it on this week's edition of goop. In what may be a clue as to why she had such a horrible time, there is a big frosty dirty martini featured in one of the behind-the-scenes shots. Hard liquor, plus a long sleeved gown and a hot room, plus probably not eating anything before she hit the red carpet, could definitely equal misery. And we know how Gwyneth feels about martinis...
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Despite the fact that Gwyneth Paltrow was totally miserable at the Met Gala and is never going back, she featured it on this week's edition of goop. In what may be a clue as to why she had such a horrible time, there is a big frosty dirty martini featured in one of the behind-the-scenes shots. Hard liquor, plus a long sleeved gown and a hot room, plus probably not eating anything before she hit the red carpet, could definitely equal misery. And we know how Gwyneth feels about martinis...
Photos: Getty/goop

Photos: Getty/goop

Despite the fact that Gwyneth Paltrow was totally miserable at the Met Gala and is never going back, she featured it on this week's edition of goop.

In what may be a clue as to why she had such a horrible time, there is a big frosty dirty martini featured in one of the behind-the-scenes shots. Hard liquor, plus a long sleeved gown and a hot room, plus probably not eating anything before she hit the red carpet, could definitely equal misery. Gwyneth has said that martinis go "straight to her head." (She had one of those plus some wine before she went on an Aussie radio show last week to bash the Met Gala some more and talk about how her bestie Cam Diaz holds her down during bikini waxes.) And we hear she didn't stop after that one martini once she went inside the gala.

What all this means is that we'd like to throw back some martinis with Gwyneth. We never thought we'd say it but after all this boozy bikini line overshare, we're kinda on board. We could smoke one American Spirit together after. And then eat gluten-free food. Yum.

Look, Gwyneth was supposed to have blue hair! (Photo: goop)

Look, Gwyneth was supposed to have blue hair! (Photo: goop)