Pamela Anderson and Her Nipples Get a Vogue Spread

There's T. There's A. There's underboob and nipples--oh, how many nipples there are! Nipples trying their hardest (hehe.) to escape from a dry t-shirt, nipples getting a glimpse of the outside world from behind the thin veil of a sopping wet bodysuit, nipples waiting patiently for their big reveal beneath an impossibly miniature red crop top.
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There's T. There's A. There's underboob and nipples--oh, how many nipples there are! Nipples trying their hardest (hehe.) to escape from a dry t-shirt, nipples getting a glimpse of the outside world from behind the thin veil of a sopping wet bodysuit, nipples waiting patiently for their big reveal beneath an impossibly miniature red crop top.
Photo: Mario Testino for Vogue Brazil

Photo: Mario Testino for Vogue Brazil

Reasons Vogue Brazil's June issue is shaping up to be the best issue of Vogue of all time:

1. The majestic Microsoft clip art cover, which somehow manages to make Gisele look plain and uninspired in comparison. It's nothing short of spectacular.

2. This photo of Andrej Pejic. You know the one.

3. Mario Testino's just-revealed mega spread of Pamela Anderson, which sees the buxom 45-year-old sex symbol seductively rolling around (what else?) on a beach (where else?). There's T. There's A. There's underboob and nipples--oh, how many nipples there are! Nipples trying their hardest (hehe.) to escape from a dry t-shirt, nipples getting a glimpse of the outside world from behind the thin veil of a sopping wet bodysuit, nipples waiting patiently for their big reveal beneath an impossibly miniature red crop top.

According to the Daily Mail, Anderson is slated to reprise her role as C.J. Parker in the big screen reboot of Baywatch that I had absolutely no idea was happening but am suddenly really excited about. And sure--recent paparazzi pics may tell a different story, but this shoot of Anderson looking fresh as a Tool Time girl is certainly enough to bring out the 12-year-old boy in all of us.

Click through for more Pammy (NSFW).

All images Mario Testino for Vogue Brazil via Citizens of Fashion.