1. Oh come on, Timothy, isn’t this entire competition ‘superficial?’
2. How do the designers always learn all the models’ names so fast? It’s impressive.
3. Why are the designers only allowed to look at pictures of their diamonds, but the models are totally trusted to wear them? Discrimination!
4. Timothy cannot be a real person. No really… Is Timothy a real person?
5. How can Kate already consider Dom a “sleeper threat” when it’s only the second episode?
6. Did anyone else feel really icky when Tim Gunn said ‘boobs?’ Chills. Bad chills.
7. Ok forget Timothy for just a second–why is Sandro the worst person ever?
8. Man, Helen’s really pulling for the Tim Gunn Rescue, huh?
9. Why is Nina the only person on this show who can properly pronounce ‘racer back?’ Razor back? What?
10. Is it really necessary for Tim Gunn to refer to the Tim Gunn Rescue as the Tim Gunn Rescue? #redundant