1. Ken was really pissed off by something another designer said? STOP THE PRESSES.
2. Is it wrong that I’m oddly attracted to Tim Gunn’s camo suit? Sorry I’m not sorry.
3. Is anyone surprised that none of the other designers rigged Ken’s zipline (successfully, anyway)?
4. Was Justin asking the others what their favorite sounds were the sweetest moment in Project Runway history? #preciousmoments
5. Oh my goodness gracious how *fabulous!* is Tim’s blue plaid suit/yellow gingham shirt/brown tie combo?!
6. Who but Helen goes on a glamping trip and winds up getting inspired by a poor moth dying in the bathroom sink?
7. Whoa did Ken actually just admit to liking another human being? Progress…
8. Did Allison Williams need to consult with her stylist before critiquing the designs?
9. How can I make a ringtone of Nina Garcia saying “foaming vagina”?
10. Is Tim Gunn really crying or is it just residual allergies from spending five minutes in a campground?