Jennifer Aniston always wears subdued solid colors. Literally always. Which is fine–she knows what she likes and feels good in, and sticks to it. She’s not exactly making best dressed lists every week, but she’s not making worst dressed lists either. She’s just likable Jen Aniston in her figure-flattering LBD.
Until yesterday, that is, when she shocked the world (or at least the Fashionista team) by wearing not only a color other than black, but an ALLOVER FLORAL PRINT. I mean, really, what is going on, though?
It’s also a fit-and-flare silhouette–unusual for Aniston–and features a contrasting panel at the bottom, and a back cutout. It’s a lot going on for someone who tends to wear things with little to nothing going on. She literally told Glamour recently that she has a uniform that, at night, involves “some form of a t-shirt that looks like a gown. Like a longer tank top. A tank top, but with glitter on it.” Not at all like this Dior Resort 2013 number, which, by the way, is not even new. Surely, Aniston has access to an array of current or even future season solid-colored dresses. Which means this dress had to be something of a deliberate choice.
We can’t help but wonder if it’s meant to distract us from…something…going on…in her abdominal area.
Or maybe she’s just trying out something new. We doubt it though.