Boy, are you in for a treat: It’s our second Miley Cyrus post of the day! The 20-year-old ex-Disney kid may not be twerking on the cover of Vogue anytime soon, but she’s certainly captured our attention. And obviously we aren’t the only ones. Even after (or more aptly, especially after) that whole VMAs foam finger debacle, no fewer than 660,000 people have witnessed Cyrus’s video for her new single “Wrecking Ball” in the past several hours alone. Odds are, you’re one of them. Don’t front.
Just as “We Can’t Stop” and that Robin Thicke duet did before it, “Wrecking Ball”–which obviously was directed by Terry Richardson because… obviously–offers up a brand new set of soon-to-be iconic Miley Cyrus outfits. But whereas those videos’ looks weren’t necessarily the most functional or wearable (a giant teddy bear backpack would take up way too much room on the subway if you actually think about it, and that nude latex lingerie would totally give you an instant yeast infection), the stuff Cyrus wears in “Wrecking Ball” is much more feasible. For Halloween… or just any day you feel like being really naked.
So here’s how to dress exactly like Miley Cyrus in “Wrecking Ball.”
• White cotton panty $8.50
• Burgundy Doc Martens, $120
• Red lipstick, $15
• Tears, $10
• A sledgehammer, $34
• BIRTHDAY SUIT, $0
Oh and a wrecking ball from some construction site… though you might want to wear a hard hat if you’re doing that IRL. Thazz all! Who knew being awesome was so easy/sleazy? Miley. THAT’S F-CKING WHO. :)