Miley’s Foam Finger + Robin Thicke (if you’re going as a couple)
Foam Finger, $9.95: How long before there’s a band called Foam Finger?
Nude Bikini Set, $27.95: Latex is just not hygienic. This is a better substitute.
Striped Suit, $39.99: You can reuse it for next year’s Beetlejuice costume. Retro.
Sunglasses, $10: This is probably the only item in this entire slideshow that you’ll reuse, besides the lipstick.
Gold Whistle, $1.38: It’s OK if you lose it.