Wig, $18: Do little girls still dress up as Hannah Montana? I hope not.
Sequin Tank Top, $19.94: If Miley was wearing this now, she’d wear it with the nipples cut out.
Red jacket, $42.80: You’ll probably never wear this again.
Pink Lip Gloss, $10: Or this.
Bootcut Jeans, $25: Someday bootcut jeans will be a thing again.