Have you ever been wearing a brand new, shiny pair of shoes, looked down at your feet, and thought, ‘Man, the only thing that could make these kicks cooler is if someone came along and drop a slice of pepperoni pizza on top of them…’? Yes?
Well the talented folks over at Jeffrey Campbell have got just the shoe for you! Meet the cleverly-named Pizza High-Top Platform Sneaker. According to the product description on Urban Outfitters (where else?), the $215 sneaks feature a “mouth-watering appliqué” and 4.5″ platforms. And this isn’t your basic synthetic rendering of a pizza slice. This is full-on, floppy, drippy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon ‘za–without the gluten, carbs, or karate-chopping rat. (ILU Splinter.)
Best of all, there’s a handy zipper on the side–so you never have to remove the perfectly balanced pizza slice, even when you’re taking off your shoes! …Not that you’d ever want to. Looks like Kate Moss was right: Nothing tastes as good as wearing pizza on your shoes feels.
Seriously though, would you wear these? Would anyone?