There was a time in the not so distant past when we thought that Lady Gaga‘s wacky fashion sense had hit a wall — and we’d be lying if we said we weren’t a tad relieved. A girl can only wear befuddling ensembles like meat dresses and Kermit corpses for so long, right?
Over the past week, while promoting her upcoming album Artpop, Gaga’s every outfit has been more mistifying than the last — and not at all the “refined, paired back” looks we were anticipating.
So, in an effort to better comprehend the recent cheese masks and shell parasols, we’ve decided to break down each of Gaga’s getups into simple arithmetic equations — easy enough for someone who can’t remember how to do long division (me! Sorry, Mrs. Keenan) to follow.
It’s been a week-long Gaga quiz and we have all the answers:
All Gaga photos: Getty