Here’s some sexy news to take you into the weekend: The Fifty Shades of Grey lingerie line we’ve been hearing whispers about is now available to shop online. Author E.L. James teamed up with Swedish brand KappAhl to design a collection of intimates in satin and lace that’s inspired by the trilogy’s main characters, Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey.
The bras, panties, negligees and a dressing gown come in — you guessed it — mostly shades of grey and romantic red, and are designed to flatter a variety of body types. Oh, and the entire lookbook was styled with a black mask. Kinky. So, to celebrate the release, we thought it would be appropriate to pair some our our favorite looks from the collection with some of Ana’s best one-liners, which we’d imagine might run through her head while wearing the skivvies.
“My inner goddess sits in the lotus position looking serene except for the sly, self-congratulatory smile on her face.”
“Oh my… I may have to keep these. They make me needy, needy for sex.”
“I flush at the waywardness of my subconscious – she’s doing her happy dance in a bright red hula skirt at the thought of being his.”
“My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”
“I don’t remember reading about nipple clamps in the Bible.”
Neither do we, Anastasia. Neither do we. If you’re so inclined, you can shop the Fifty Shades of Grey collection at KappAhl right now.