Kristen Wiig's Botched Beauty Guru 'Zoolander 2' Character is Terrifying

And her accent is as ridiculous as we'd hoped.
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And her accent is as ridiculous as we'd hoped.

In one of Derek Zoolander's more quotable modeling moments, he delivers the tagline, "Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty." However, it looks like he won't be the only one shilling beauty products (or wetness, for that matter) in the upcoming sequel, "Zoolander 2." The first teaser clip featuring Kristen Wiig hit the web on Friday and introduces her character Alexanya Atoz — the extremely botched woman behind the House of Atoz Beauty Laboratory who claims that her youthful good looks are a result of her prized "Youth Milk" formula, and absolutely not fillers, botox or surgeries. The clip is filled with similarly deep thoughts as Zoolander's, including this gem: "When you look old, you feel sad. When you look young, you feel happy." But perhaps the best part is her ridiculously unintelligible accent, which makes every word coming out of those terrifying lips sound extremely dirty. It's great.