I decided to enter the New Yorker cartoon caption contest for the first time this week (cross your fingers for “Shut up, Kim Kardaspian”!) which got me thinking about how all fashion ads are really begging for captions. That Lanvin campaign with snakes randomly strewn about? It needed a caption! So did morning-after Balenciaga and [...]
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Caption This: At Lauren Santo Domingo’s Baby Shower Guests Ate This Baby (Cake)
By Leah Chernikoff
–Derek Blasberg accompanied this tweetpic with this tweet: “The only things to know about our baby shower for @TheLSD: seven months pregnant she’s still sample size, and THIS [link to creepy cake with baby doll].” That is all. Happy fashion week people.
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Caption This: Only Miranda Kerr Could Post of Photo of Herself Breastfeeding Her Newborn in Bed and Get Away With It
By Leah Chernikoff
–Miranda Kerr posted this photo of her nursing her newborn son on the site for her organic makeup line, KORA. Unsurprisingly, the site seems to have crashed as a result. Kerr’s husband Orlando Bloom took the intimate photo.
Kerr also revealed the baby’s name, Flynn, on KORA’s site and opened up about her drug-free natural labor which she described as “long” and “arduous” (go figure, the baby weighed in at nearly 10 pounds at birth).
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Caption This: Are Chloe Sevigny and Pauly D the Oddest Couple Ever?
By Leah Chernikoff
No, your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you. That is really Chloe Sevigny and the Jersey Shore’s Paul D enjoying each others’ company at a Knicks game on Tuesday. Don’t even try to step, Peaches. Read more »

Hairstylist extraordinaire Didier Malige opens up to Into the Gloss about how he got his start in a veterinary clinic before styling shows for Helmut Lang and shoots for Vogue.

Leave it to Anna Dello Russo to take nail art to the next level. Read more »

A Louboutin makes a very good champagne flute. (How’s that for Louboutin devotion, Blake?) Uma Thurman toasts director Quentin Tarantino at his Friars Club roast yesterday in NYC.
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Caption This: Willow Smith Is Wearing A _____ At the AMAs
By Leah Chernikoff
Not one to disappoint, Willow Smith wore this crazy getup to the American Music Awards last night: a long sleeved romper, some slouchy boots, gloves, and this nutty yellow buckled shoulder-arm accoutrement type thing that we can’t quite figure out. Give it a name!
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Caption This: Dov Charney Hard at Work to Save His Empire
By Leah Chernikoff
American Apparel may be holding on by a thread but that doesn’t mean you can’t hold office meetings in bed. Read more »






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