A friend of mine recently went on an amazing first date, but the conversation quickly turned deadly, when the topic of deal breakers* emerged.

*Dealbreaker - says Urban Dictionary - is “the catch” that you can’t get over, that ultimately dooms your relationship, friendship, or potential fashion trend.

His deal breaker was all-over print hoodies. Her deal breaker was t-shirts about sex.

Then dodging purple-hooded, pre-fab, ripped-denim, NYCuties (*girls who live in dorms and solely for US Weekly), I saw my Dealbreaker Galore - UGGs, short for UGGly, and I realized that I could never live with myself if I ever let a woman that I loved own a pair of UGGs.

I thought it might be great to open the Fashionista floor to see what Fashion Dealbreakers lurk in the hearts and minds of us all.

—JOSH MADDEN, the Andre to our Anna…