Here’s another fun Hills-related fact for today:

Audrina Patridge is set to be in an actual movie with actual actors and actual sets, unlike her real life on tv.

She’s playing a small part in Into the Blue 2, the sequel to the beach-diving movie where Jessica Alba and Paul Walker starred in extended mini-bathing suit scenes.

Audrina’s official character is that of “beach babe”, and we can’t wait to see if she can carry the weight of the role on her shoulders.

Next up: Scary Movie 19?

The Hills has been lacking fashion lately, and with the elusiveness of labels and editors comes a sharp sense of anything with stitches - sort of the way you can smell anything when you’re hungry.

So when Lo says to Audrina, “are we wearing the same pants?”

We were immediately like, “Why yes, you are, and they’re Loomstate, and they’re from Barney’s Co-op, and they’re $79 on sale, but you can find similar ones at Urban Outfitters and also at Madewell.”

And that is when we decided that we will probably not watch The Hills anymore.

But even so, the pants are quite cute.

Also made from organic cotton, which we like - but not as much as we liked The Hills when it actually took place (or at least looked like it took place) inside a Conde Nast building.

Sigh.

10. So did Lauren just like text Lisa Love to say she’s quitting?

9. Audrina wears dresses? Phillip Lim ones?

8. What the hell is a “computer class”?

7. Heidi - you really need another “girls’ night”? Don’t these usually end in embarrassment for you?

6. Is Lauren wearing a knuckle ring? For her first post-fight scene with Heidi? And Justin Bobby? (And is that a kids’ bed sheet wrapped around her chest?)

5. “Oh my gosh, here comes Justin” - read from a teleprompter?

4. Oh Heidi, fake nails? Dark red? Oof - but we guess it’s just another one for the list.

3. Could Justin Bobby care less about the whole Heidi-Lauren backstory? Guess he really wants to get Audrina on the bike…

2. Does Lo secretly hate Audrina?

1. Has Spencer kind of retired from the show? Because he’s actually coming across as semi-sage compared to everyone else.

The sad thing is, we actually care about this stuff…

So we hear from a source at Epic Records that Audrina’s “work friend,” Chiara, will start having a bigger presence on the show. That seems to be good news, as the source claims Chiara is “smart,” “hard working,” and “rad.” Look out for her towards the end of this season.

Meanwhile, Jessica from People’s Revolution recently sent out an email saying she’d resigned to freelance for other companies. We hope at least one of those brands has an eyeshadow or mascara, because she has the coolest eyes we’ve ever seen.

But Jessica’s new absence leaves more questions:

1. How will Whitney triumph at work if someone else isn’t around to ignore the Pussycat Dolls?

2. Does this mean there’s a permanent spot open for Lauren?