Ben Widdicombeofficially rocks our day with a fun, spoiler-alerted scoop:

This Wednesday’s Project Runway guest judge is Bon Jovi!

[Editor’s note: At this point in the story, Faran asked if we could add “OMG.” Natalie declined.]

Our first instinct was to freak out because we think there’s a good chance he’ll favor fellow Jersey boy Kevin.

Then we freaked out because this means the contestants will have to design menswear, which we’re betting many have never done. Also, what about the models - will they wear men’s clothing on the runway, or just sit out a week in favor of some cute guys?

Bon Jovi’s decision to appear on the show is pretty strange, too- we’ve never considered him a fashion icon, and we’re pretty sure he would agree. But he did appear on American Idol last year- maybe he’s gearing up for a comeback with the kids?

More pressing:

What will Elisa make Bon Jovi wear?

PS: If you’re pissed about this spoiler, then definitely don’t click on the rest of Ben’s article, which reveals SJP will also be a guest judge.

Oh. Oops.