—PHOTOGRAPHY BY JEREMY KOST

What we learned at Jeffrey’s Fashion Cares benefit last night:

— Male models are much shorter than girl models. We’re not sure if it’s due to the lack of 5” heels on the runway or what, but they look tiny out there.

— Jesus Luz looks like a super hot, super sultry, (this is super inappropriate) high school student.

— Brad Koenig’s obviously made to wear suits. He looked the same as he did the last time we saw him, which was on Chanel’s Paris runway in March, only a bit better because a former Fahionista intern did the dressing honors backstage.

— When people, read gay men, who love fashion and half naked men come together they can do a whole lot of good. The benefit raised so much money for Lambda Legal, The Hetrick Martin Institute, Gay Men’s Health Crisis and The Point Foundation - go next year!

We were going to show you the new commercial for Fendi’s Palazzo fragrance.

It stars Raquel, Brad, sheets and nipples. But then we found this video documenting the making of the commercial, which also stars Karl. And everything’s better with Karl.

So here you go.

Raquel tries to look sexy in her white boyfriend tee. Well, she doesn’t actually have to try. She just does. And Brad gets to sleep while she poses against the wall, the balcony, the Italian Palazzo.

If only life were more like fragrance commercials, directed by Karl and full of perfectly smoked eyeliner all the time.

—PHOTOGRAPHY BY JEREMY KOST