—PHOTOGRAPHY BY JEREMY KOST

Lord knows we’ve been wrong before, but here’s the gossip from a male model agent:

Marc Jacobs asked Cole Mohr to wear a dress in the upcoming Marc by Marc Jacobs show.

Supposedly, Cole’s already been cast and fit for the look - sort of unsurprising, considering he modeled MJ frocks in the designer’s most recent ad campaign.

We’re a little bummed because… well, we were hoping that Marc would put a girl with curves on his runway and not a boy with jangly limbs and a gorgeous pout and a scrotum, but oh well.

Let’s see if Cole just kinda goes out there, or if he actually opens the show.

Are you a model?

Do tax forms confuse you?

Are you having trouble calculating just what counts as expenses from last month’s trip to Paris?

Well, ModelPro is here to help. Don’t ask us how we found it, but do know that we’ve read the description over and over until we got a great visual of Cole Mohr and Caroline Trentini staring at a computer screen trying to figure out just how much they owe their agency for that one campaign last year.

The site guarantees it’s the only financial software made just for models, “ModelPro keeps track of, and totals your bookings, payments, expenses, appointments, agency deductions, commercials and residuals!”

By the time you’re a big enough model to juggle all of those things, don’t you have someone to do this for you?

Not that the software doesn’t sound like loads of fun.