I sat behind Erin O’Connor at the Paul Smith show in Claridge’s Ballroom last night.

That’s the most British I’ll ever be.

You can read about how Erin’s saving the models on Teen Vogue.

But what to tell you about the clothes? Well, it’s like if you went to Morocco with really wet hair and watched Little House on the Prairie re-runs and got a Russian boyfriend and thought, “Hey, what would happen if my wardrobe paid tribute to all of the important things in my life?”

I could tell you more, but even though I was totally into the dresses and turbans, I was doubly interested in the supermodel sitting in front of me.

So know that the music included “The Way You Make Me Feel,” and enjoy the pics.

“So I’m like totally going to like NYC like yesterday but like most probably just soon for like a totally hot fashion shoot, so um I’m totally gonna freak out and like return and like tell you how psyched I am about like using the words trash and like cell and my apartment like next time we hang out and um blog and LIKE totally talk fashion!!!” - Erin O’Connor doing her best American accent on her Vogue UK blog.

(With apologies to Lauren at Portfolio for the name swipe…)

Today, Slate hosts a photo gallery called “Models Eating.”

The whole thing is a little perverse, since really, maybe 6 of the 15 models in the images are actually eating, the rest are just posing with food (and Jessica Stam is eschewing it altogether in favor of a cigarette).

Still, the whole thing is sort of fun, especially if - as we did - you turn the slide show into a fun little game of “name the model.”

We’ll start you off with number one - that’s Erin O’Conner (also at left) eating McDonalds before a British Fashion Week show.

Can you name the rest?

Most random news of the day: Model Erin O’Connor is on the hunt for a date for London Fashion Week in September.

The British beauty is promising “front row seats and VVIP room treatment all the way” - we can already picture the date ending backstage after the show (maybe Vivienne Westwood?), and turning into a game of Truth or Dare with Agyness and Coco…

So how does one win this amazing date? Erin asks for a “wee fashionable limerick”, on her Vogue UK blog, of which the wittiest will win.

Our favorite so far? “There’s nothing like a tweed Chanel jacket (Provided there’s a banker to back it). Lagerfeld’s fashioned it. For it you’re passionate! But make sure your account has the cash in it”, by Erin’s reader Ben Seidler. Just try to beat that!

Good luck and cheers!