Shorts-Gate: The sheer number of stories about MObama wearing shorts is simply insane. We’re pretty sure that lots of people wear shorts in August in Arizona. Is there really a need for a national debate? {Time}

JC/DC: Jean-Charles de Castelbajac’s diffusion line is launching at LFW and he needs models. We’re thinking a Gaga sighting could be job perk. {Dazed Digital}

Quelle Horreur! You can’t seriously expect people to find a way to stir their own coffee, do you McKinsey? Don’t you know that this is Condé Nast? {Page Six}

Jane Mayle isn’t the only ’90s upstart shuttering:

Hard Candy will also slim down by next season, selling only its gift sets and liquidating everything else, including the iconic pastel polishes that made the brand famous, thanks mostly to Clueless and MTV.

The good news in all this is that they’re liquidating their inventory, so you can get tons of makeup for under $5.

The bad news is you’ll never be able to pass on the joy of overpriced and juvenile, but amazing, nail lacquer to your daughter once she hits middle school.

Get it while you can.

At the bottom of our old Caboodle lives a massive jar of MAC Silver Dusk, (a legitimate must-have from high school). We unearthed it this weekend for the first time in years, despite second thoughts of looking too “junior-high”.

We swept some across our eyelids and cheekbones, mostly because we were sick all of last week and needed to look a little more alive. We’re feeling much better now - and yet we’re still using the sparkles.

Now, we’re dying to bust out our old Hard Candy eye liner. It’s pink with giant squares of actual glitter, a look we haven’t rocked since 8th grade dances. We’re dying to line our eyes with it some night this week. But is that ok?

Erin Fetherston, Zac Posen and Christian Dior were just a few of the Spring Runways to feature a glittery eye. But we’re a 23 year old who’s not prancing down a runway on her way to work (ok, maybe we are, but it’s only in our head).

So we have to ask, are we too old to wear glitter?