Green’s Growth: Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Sir Phillip Greene, except of course the answer to the age old question, can he finally conquer America. So far so good, but even Kate Moss can only get Topshop so far. {Bloomberg}

Party Time: Heidi Klum and Seal threw their annual Halloween bash in LA this weekend. We spy crows, Gaga, a single lady and best of all Kelly Osbourne and Luke Worrall as bacon and eggs. {Modelinia}

Bazaar’s New Moon: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are apparently on the next cover of Harper’s Bazaar. Vampire anything “At Every Age” seems rather hard to manage with them not aging and all. Pattinson’s also landed the December cover of Vanity Fair though he, unlike Shia and the others, isn’t christened the next _____.{WWD} & {VanityFair}

West Coast Style: The CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund finalists took their show on the road to Los Angeles, the Chateau Marmont to be exact. And there was a Lisa Love sighting which made us miss her days on The Hills. {Vogue}

Kelly Osbourne used to be the punk princess.

We all remember the pink hair, heavy make-up and lots and lots of black (this princess was, after all, the daughter of the Prince of Darkness).

I was in middle school (ed note from Abby: I just fell off my chair while reading that phrase from my lovely intern. Holy crap am I old!) when she covered Madonna’s Papa Don’t Preach and am not ashamed to say that I danced to it in friends’ rooms and at school dances.

We liked that she wasn’t some twiglet and embraced her and all her many quirks, both style and otherwise.

Since trends usually leak in New York after a good six months in London, we feel the need to point out that both Kelly Osbourne in real life and Lily Cole in the Chantal Thomass ads are rocking very short, very shiny black bobs.

Lily’s is more reminiscent of Lanvin’s runway wigs, and splits somewhere between Liza Minelli and Little Nell in Rocky Horror.

Kelly actually and simply looks like a movie star, the kind that sips champagne from the glass and not the bottle.

Either way, those tired of their folk-singer swing cuts (which we still love!) or their choppy platinum bobs can now see two other options that will soon race across the ocean and claim some celebrity, a few fashion editors, and a handful of really cute, really thin girls at Parsons.

It seems a little severe for those with very pale skin, but it also seems like that’s the whole point.