So here’s the most fun/awful rumor of the day -

The reason Kate Moss was missing from Saturday night’s Life Ball in Vienna - the annual runway show/party that raises money for AIDS research, for which Kate was set to be the sort-of-face via Agent Provocateur’s sponsorship - is pretty simple. Apparently, she “just bailed”.

So the Agent people did a last-minute switch, which ended up with Lily Cole taking Kate’s place, which inexplicably involved a leather catsuit (of course, Faran’s made sure we all get to see Lily in it, Vienna or not).

Next logical rumor: Lily for Agent? But what would her Political Geography 401 professors say?!

For those of you who haven’t been abducted by Heatherette and dragged, drugged, on a plane, you may not know about the Life Ball.

It’s a giant celebration in Vienna every year that raises incredible funds and awareness for AIDS research and prevention.

Each year, a fashion label is chosen to host the event and throw a giant runway show before the dance begins.

Last year, it was (yep) Heatherette.

This year, it’s Agent Provocateur.

It’s exciting enough that there will be a giant runway show staged in a Hapsburg palace consisting entirely of corsets, underwear, and lace, but there’s something even giddier for the event:

Kate Moss is coming!

Of course it makes sense, considering she’s the face of Agent Provocateur, but still - so exciting.

We’ll have spies at the party, so stay tuned - the actual party happens in May.