Marie Claire UK reports that Posh Spice is in talks with Fox to host her own reality fashion show.

The name? Fashion Nightmares.

We’re torn.

We think Posh would make a totally entertaining and adorable host - we could just picture her quoting That Extra Half an Inch every time she comes across a soccer mom in slouchy sweats.

But we’re not so into the idea of her telling women why trouser jeans will improve their lives (a la Clinton and Stacey,) and seeing her teeter through “beauty pageants and backwater towns” in tiny Roland Mouret dresses and ginormous DVB shades acting like an alien from Fashionista Land trying to convert the bourgeoisie.

In short, we’re not sure we’re ready to see Posh make other girls cry.

But of course, we’ll watch no matter what.

As a sneak preview, check out Victoria tonight on Project Runway as a Guest Judge. We can’t wait to see Christian freak out about her fierceness.

—BRETT KANE