photo courtesy WWDMoschino’s finally adding accessories to their bridge line.

The Italian house, parent to Moschino Cheap and Chic (which is chic, but not cheap), had Moschino Jeans up until last year, but now they’ve renamed it Moschino Love and put their money in the thing that makes money - accessories.

It sounds like they’ll have a Marc by Marc Jacobs-like price point starting at $165 and going up to $445, including wallets, bags, totes and clutches in leather, suede and canvas which “allows a younger aspirational customer to own a Moschino handbag at a more affordable price point.”

Which is, after all, the genius way in which every luxury brands reels in the almost-rich. We’ll take a heart clutch in every color please.

Between flipping through Fashion Rocks wondering how/why Justin Timberlake got the cover and seeing Rihanna’s face on every other page, I was was overcome by a “fatal attraction to cuteness.”

That cuteness was Siri sporting rubber toys on her head in the most fun fragrance ads since Juicy and Moschino. And the fatal part? Well, my friends (and you guys) might kill me for wearing this in public…

What you’ll need:

- An elastic headband, 2 for $3 at H&M
- Needle, Thread, Scissors
- Rubber ball toys (not sure what to call these, but they were in a clearance bin at Kinko’s and Party City probably has them too.)
- Flair: flowers, sequins, bows, and buttons, to your heart’s content
- Gwen’s Love. Angel. Music. Baby. album (troop of pet backup dancers optional)
- A sense of humor

All you need to do is sew on the balls & other flair. Not that hard.

Dare you to wear it out - take pictures!

—JAZZI McGILBERT