In the spirit of Friday, here’s something absurd.

In Topshop’s “New In” page, it’s not the horrible Blake Lively-esque side-braid the model’s rocking, it’s her sweater. Or more specifically, what’s on her sweater.

At first, I wasn’t sure which animal I was looking at. A skunk? A hamster? It was cute, but creepy. Upon further investigation - or clicking - I discovered that the critter’s a guinea pig, which is probably one of the most random things I’ve ever seen.

Sure, Miuccia scattered kittens all over Miu Miu and Giles went dinosaur crazy. I’ve even seen animal-centric sweaters in Topshop before (adorned with large cats, for example), but out of all of them, I think I prefer this guinea pig (it lacks the “crazy-old-cat-lady” stigma).

I’m not the only one drawn to the cuddly creature, the top’s sold out in almost every size. If yours is gone, don’t fret. This clip of Stephanie Pratt will more than fill your guinea pig quota for the day.

“My final objective in life is to have a handbag line.” —Stephanie Pratt to Kelly Cutrone, on The Hills.

10. So did Lauren just like text Lisa Love to say she’s quitting?

9. Audrina wears dresses? Phillip Lim ones?

8. What the hell is a “computer class”?

7. Heidi - you really need another “girls’ night”? Don’t these usually end in embarrassment for you?

6. Is Lauren wearing a knuckle ring? For her first post-fight scene with Heidi? And Justin Bobby? (And is that a kids’ bed sheet wrapped around her chest?)

5. “Oh my gosh, here comes Justin” - read from a teleprompter?

4. Oh Heidi, fake nails? Dark red? Oof - but we guess it’s just another one for the list.

3. Could Justin Bobby care less about the whole Heidi-Lauren backstory? Guess he really wants to get Audrina on the bike…

2. Does Lo secretly hate Audrina?

1. Has Spencer kind of retired from the show? Because he’s actually coming across as semi-sage compared to everyone else.