Ellen Page may still be in talks with a certain cosmetics company for a deal, but it seems another excellent actress has already taken one:

Today, we learned that Oscar nominee Virginia Madsen is the new face and spokeswoman… of Botox.

The actress will star in the company’s print ads and television commercials, which debut at a party next week - along with (seriously) a PSA on behalf of the League of Women Voters, starring Ms. Madsen.

We’re not sure how voting and vetoing wrinkles go together, but the whole thing gets us inspired:

Maybe more women would vote if it was part of a spa experience? There could be the Mani-Pedi Primary, a massage for liberals where you’re totally naked, a massage for conservatives where the masseuse doesn’t even touch you, just tells you sternly to feel better…

Oh, we could make millions.