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Mar 05, 2008 @ 12:34pm

I know this is sort of vague but any information whatsoever that I couldn’t glean off of their website would be much appreciated…

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Entry: The Hits Just Keep On Coming

posted by girl

Oct 15, 2008 11:36AM

Goldman why do you hate delivery men WHY.

This makes me sad.

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Entry: The Hits Just Keep On Coming

posted by girl

Oct 15, 2008 11:59AM

@ 24

I know very few people that are happy to be working at our age. Whether we're assistants at fashion houses making 25 K a year or having our souls destroyed in the corporate world- the only certainty is that we're all still dreaming of being back in Kolledge.

"Development", "opportunities", that's shit you don't even experience until you're too fucking jaded to enjoy it.

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Entry: Say It To His Face

posted by girl

Oct 15, 2008 3:22PM

@ Smug

That was me and my 5 personalities.

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Entry: Collectors Items: Dog Lovers, Dick Haters Unite

posted by girl

Oct 16, 2008 4:36PM

Actually, Joe Plumber apparently has a construction business and is planning to buy a plumbing business on the side. He makes approximately 200,000 dollars more than the average Ohian.

I really wish the Mcain campaign would go fuck themselves..oh wait, they already have.

ps I would go for people charities over dog charities. Reason over matter and all that.

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Entry: The Closing Belle: Just A Touch Of White, Is All

posted by girl

Oct 16, 2008 5:43PM

First we have to read ep and then her bipolar alter ego Muffy? Bess I love you, really, like almost in a lesbian way, but i can't conceal my hatred anymore.

We might not warrant much but a step up from this fucking drivel would be- at the least- tolerable.

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Entry: The Closing Belle: Just A Touch Of White, Is All

posted by girl

Oct 16, 2008 6:03PM

@ 28

It's not so much a little fun as an overload on cocaine references in every fucking post and desperate attempts at humour that frankly, make me wish for the return of Carney.

His posts never made me want to claw my eyeballs out with palm-tree-encrusted acrylic nails.

Anyway I'm off! Closing belle indeed.

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Entry: From The Master Of The Obvious Files

posted by girl

Oct 17, 2008 4:20PM

150 Mil is paltry compared to the over 4 *billion* dollars a year that are funneled to Israel every year.

Funny that wasn't mentioned.

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Entry: Layoffs Watch '08: "Bloodbath" At Merrill

posted by girl

Oct 21, 2008 1:16PM

@ 72

On the bright side, if your wife is buying "Channel" bags and not Chanel bags, you're in the clear my friend- she's buying them on Canal!

There truly is a silver lining to ever cloud.

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Entry: Hiring Watch '08: Goldman Sachs, Merrill Lynch

posted by girl

Oct 23, 2008 2:47PM

This is interesting. Because if they are talking about physical disabilities, than why not include them in normal recruiting? That's awkward. And if they have mental disabilities it's still awkward, although commendable.

Any clarification?

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Entry: Hiring Watch '08: Goldman Sachs, Merrill Lynch

posted by girl

Oct 23, 2008 3:06PM

@ 23

Most bankers are attractive? Really.

Whatever you're taking, I want 900 mg of it.

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Entry: All The Cool Kids Are Doing It

posted by girl

Oct 27, 2008 12:02PM

@ EP

You seem especially skilled at pandering to idiots, and now you count bigots amongst your fans as well. Surely there's a better way at garnering a response- like perhaps, being a more skilled writer.

@ All the other posters on this board:

I find it hilarious that less than 20% of Americans own passports, and you have the gall to call Arabs unsophisticated and uncultured. Get off your insular, ignorant, fat fucking asses and see the world, then report back to me.

I am utterly disgusted at the comments made on this board. If you inserted "jew" everywhere "Arab" is mentioned it would be indistinguishable from Mein Kampf.

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Entry: All The Cool Kids Are Doing It

posted by girl

Oct 27, 2008 12:43PM

Thank you, gentlemen. I'll take self-righteous bitch over dim pushover any day of the week.

@ 47, "I agree that there are plenty in america who need to do some independent thinking, and a wholesale indictment of "arabs" as uncultured (or worse) is ridiculous and unnecessary"

This is the only part of what you said that was pertinent to my response.

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Entry: All The Cool Kids Are Doing It

posted by girl

Oct 27, 2008 1:09PM

@ 52

I dont have time for an extended debate this afternoon but, I will say the following: I judge sophistication on the level of intellectual knowledge the average person has. Having a) grown up in a small town in the midwest and b) done extensive medical relief in small villages throughout the middle east, my humble opinion is that the average Syrian farmer knows a great deal more about international politics/the human condition/any number of other things than the average farmer in Indiana. This doesnt equate to my wanting to take up residence there, but as an American I certainly had alot of enlightening conversations on that side of the pond.

Basing a belief on educated opinion (instead of misinformation) isn't exactly intellectually shallow. But you are, in the end, entitled to your opinion and I'm certainly entitled to mine.

Enjoy Peru...

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Entry: All The Cool Kids Are Doing It

posted by girl

Oct 27, 2008 2:11PM

@ 59

Access to email, ATM's and cars does not presuppose the intellectual curiosity of which I speak, and of which I think many Americans are in dangerously severe deficit. This is a statement not on the people of my town but on people across this country, who have no shame in calling Arabs lazy, unsophisticated, dangerous. Please, don't equate my intolerance of this garbage to my superiority complex. It's in poor form.

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Entry: Mazel Tov

posted by girl

Oct 29, 2008 12:44PM

Is this like the Forbes Billionaire List where the only single guy is inbred and cross-eyed? Because if so, this list is of no use to me.

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Entry: The Closing Belle: Your Negativity Makes Me Want To Aspirate Repeatedly Into My Oxygen Mask

posted by girl

Oct 29, 2008 4:17PM

Muffie got even uglier! I wasn't aware this was possible

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Entry: The Closing Belle: Your Negativity Makes Me Want To Aspirate Repeatedly Into My Oxygen Mask

posted by girl

Oct 29, 2008 4:44PM

Yes, it's written by EP, which is why she is so fucking annoying.

And no, that's not Bess, she is much cuter.

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Entry: Please move to the exits in an orderly fashion. Do not panic. Thank you for your cooperation. You're fired.

posted by girl

Nov 20, 2008 1:06PM

Hypothetically, how many flights out of 43 will 'my hungover friend wearing 4-inch heels' make it down before she boots on the person in front of her?

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Entry: Take Note, Brady Dougan

posted by girl

Dec 02, 2008 12:44PM

I'm curious anal, what exactly would you do to her? Because when I tried to imagine that all I saw was you wearing a giant diaper and a bonnet while she ordered you around her room...

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Entry: Take Note, Brady Dougan

posted by girl

Dec 02, 2008 7:36PM

My first post in weeks and thats how you welcome me back? Geez anal, let a girl have some fun!