"Stop it! Stop asking me about Hillary’s pantsuits, or any other aspect of her personal style! If you persist, I swear to God I will stuff Mrs. Clinton into a Balenciaga bubble dress with matching gladiator spike-heeled boots, and then you’ll be sorry. Every 20 minutes, I get a jangling call from an earnest hack looking for quips about the fashion choices of the presidential candidates. These content generators are hell-bent on viewing the current political jousting match through the lens of la mode: What do I think of Hillary’s pink blouses? Is Cindy McCain hitting the mark with her fashion choices? How about that tie Barack wore last night? Oy vey! Talk about looking for love in all the wrong places." - Simon Doonan, in The New York Observer.

"Why did we stop drinking these?" - Miranda

"Because everyone else started." - Carrie

From a SATC: The Movie commercial. Memo to Gossip Girl...

"It's a duchess satin stole, Champagne, specially made — I had several made for different photo shoots. I thought this one was really appropriate." - Michael Roberts, fashion director of Vanity Fair, on Miley Cyrus' not-a-bed-sheet outfit.

"Galliano girls are very romantic and very after dark." --John Galliano, on his new gothic jewelry line.

"We aim to be un-knockoffable." - Lazaro Hernandez of Proenza Schouler, to Teri Agins in the Wall Street Journal.

"Christian's shoes are like the circus coming into town...[like] a total drug and there is no methadone." - Simon Doonan to WWD.

"I lip-synch, but I'm more of an example, an icon in my own right, a muse. I want people to look at me and feel inspired, to feel hope, to smile. I want to surge positive energy in your body." - Andre J, in New York Look Book, a Gallery of Street Fashion.

"Fashion thinks more about me than what I think about it. I just wore what I wore and people noticed. The sexiest thing a woman could wear? Being stark f***ing naked. Show me a woman who is faithful, and I won't believe you. I don't do underwear. I never do the washing. How would I know whether my clothes stink? I throw them away." - Keith Richards to the London Times.

"Did it strike anyone that Blair's running through the crowd after getting yogurt thrown on her was like Anna Wintour's running through the masses outside of Fashion Week when someone slammed a pie in her face? Plus 2." - From the plus-side list of the Daily Intelligencer's GG recap.

"I never comb my hair or make anything pretty. When people look too beautiful, it's too easy. I know I'm dressed wrong if the businessman turns his head. But I like to think that after an hour of sitting next to me on the train, he'd look. I'd have grown on him." - Lou Doillon, to the Sunday New York Times.

"I'm just an old-fashioned, shy girl" - Dita von Teese, to the Daily Mail.

"Think of me as your eco-everywoman." - Cindy Crawford, in Vanity Fair.

"After recently sitting close enough to Madonna at a restaurant in Mayfair to see the svelte star's lunch of a single boiled egg, I wonder if the saying 'Blondes have more fun' is really true." - Emily Zak, Vogue UK editor.

"When I go home at night I play Guitar Hero or listen to Billie Holiday. I'm amazing at Guitar Hero! I had it written into the show. I go to tournaments in Brooklyn and put fake tattoos all over my body so I look like a rock star. No, 'cause I am a rock star. I made it to the semi-finals once, but they didn't have style points." - Blake Lively, to NYLON.

"I don't know, maybe it's because of the news of Britney and all this other stuff." - Marc, on his S/S '08 design inspiration, to T:Style.

"I remember a woman telling me that every time she wore a Lanvin dress, men wanted to sleep with her. Later, I thought that I'd rather she fell in love." - Alber Elbaz in The Independent.

“I went through so many phases in high school that I can’t say exactly what my style was. A combination of just rolling out of bed and going to class and kind of defying my femininity by wearing sweatshirts with holes in them, never wearing heels or skirts. Also, all black almost all the time.” - You will seriously never guess who, on ELLEgirl.

"The British are the new Japanese, and New York is the new Italy - the place to come to stock up on designer clothes." - Raegan Morgan, sales specialist at Diane von Furstenberg, to the Guardian.

"I was flitting around the house like a Russian ballerina. I think my parents were just glad I wasn't a schizophrenic." - Simon Doonan in WWD.

"Sasha. She balances a cool vacancy with effervescent luster." - Zac Posen on his favorite model of the moment.

"Great soft lighting, long black wooden benches, and mirrors absolutely everywhere. At least in this facet, Tom Ford’s influence still lingers like hot breath on a martini glass." - Faran, on the best dressing rooms in which to have a little extra fun, on Popserious.

"If she comes past the shop, hopefully she'll just keep walking...I don't really covet that sort of thing." - Alexander McQueen, on Paris Hilton, in the LA Times.

"But as anyone with a passing interest in classical myth will know, an encounter with the Immortals is generally tinged with danger; which might explain why Zoe's golden girls rapidly fell apart at the seams, however expensive their Grecian-inspired gowns. As for the Queen of the Underworld herself: well, she's still as thin as a pin, but possibly not quite as hot as Hades." - Justine Picardie in Sunday's Telegraph.

"All I want to do is fur pants, but I know, like if I do them, I will be stoned off of Seventh Avenue, like some wanton heretic or something. So there won't be any fur pants coming down my runway. It's about women not wanting to look like cows or something." - Isaac Mizrahi, in Unzipped, from 1995.

"I wouldn't know how to find eBay on the computer if my life depended on it." - Marc Jacobs, to Index Magazine, in 2001.

Natalie: "Do you know what an okapi is? It's like a cross between a zebra and a giraffe."

Britt: "Oh my god, that's like Roberto Cavalli's dream!"

"She's got the Jimmy Choo-oo-woo-oo-woos. She needs the Jimmy Choo-oo-woo-oo-woos...Cheesecake fake baked disco ball." - From The Jimmy Choo's, by Chester French.

"If I gain more than two or three pounds, like I have right now, I’m going to eat vegetables tonight. I don’t ever cut out vodka and tonics. My trick is that if I eat vegetables at night three or four days in a row, I quickly snap back to my ideal weight." --Tom Ford to Prestige magazine