When we found out about Dolce & Gabbana’s new perfume for babies we, like the rest of the Internet, had a few questions.
How indeed can anyone possibly make a baby smell better than, well, baby? It’s a heavenly aroma that will make your ovaries start churning out hormones the second you encounter it. And also–are perfumes for babies something that actually exists? Is there really a market for them? And most importantly: Are they safe?