YSL Wants YOU: Move over, Daria/Naomi/Kate, you’re being replaced by…some random person. YSL took to the internet to announce an open casting call for tall, elegant “beautiful people” aged 25 to 50. It could be you! But don’t expect a supermodel’s salary. It pays about $200. {WWD}

Natalie Portman Undresses, ’40s Screen Siren Style: Natalie Porman dons a blond Veronica Lake-esque wig in the next issue of The New York Times Magazine. In a video accompanying the story, she elegantly and quietly (not to mention inexplicably) tosses the wig on the floor, along with most of her clothes. Remember when she had a shaved head? {The Moment}

Protect the Booty: George Lopez gave Nicki Minaj a “booty protector” made out of barbed wire. When she put it on, it kind of just looked like part of her outfit. {Daily Mail}

Bryan Boy Makes Over $100,000 per year: The 24-year-old blogger pretty much has it made. He says his income comes from public appearances and advertising on his blog, which makes sense because he doesn’t have any employees to pay. Even though he could clearly afford a pretty sweet apartment, he says he’ll never move to NYC because people aren’t happy here and boys are sluttier. {The Cut}