The Funniest Digs From Proenza Schouler’s Critical Shopper Review in the Times
As you probably know if you live in NYC (those posters are everywhere), a new Proenza Schouler store just opened up on Madison Ave. And luckily for us, Times reporter Alexandra Jacobs took an undercover tour of the new space and wrote about it for the paper’s often-hilarious, rarely kind Critical Shopper feature.
This is a good one, and includes Star Trek references and kitten mentions. So, we’ve decided to condense it into a list of the article’s funniest digs, many of which aren’t even directed towards Jack, Lazaro, or the store itself:

