It Starts: Fox News Uses Jenna Lyons’ Divorce and Alleged New Girlfriend To Prove They Were Right About ‘Toemageddon’
Ever since reports surfaced that Jenna Lyons was leaving her husband for, yes, a woman, we’ve been waiting for some reactionary “news” source to use it as a means of justification for their outrage over the so-called “Toemageddon” incident–or, for the uninitiated (we envy you), that one time when Lyons’ painted her son’s toenails pink and caused a serious stir.
Obviously, Fox News wasted no time. Leave it to Fox News columnist Dr. Keith Ablow, he who started “Toemageddon,” to pounce on the news. In a lengthy essay, Ablow essentially says that since Lyons’ allegedly has a girlfriend, she must be uncomfortable with all forms of masculinity and therefore tried to turn her son (and every J.Crew catalog-reading mom’s sons) into gender-confused emasculated boys. Seriously, where do they come up with this stuff?
But the crazy doesn’t end there.
