Magic! Learn How JWoww’s New Bikinis (Read: Pasties) Stay Up Without Ties
Nobody wants to come back from the beach with awkward tan lines. But Jenni Farley, aka JWoww, really doesn’t like tan lines. And obviously, tanning is extremely important to any cast member of the Jersey Shore. So JWoww is diving back into the fashion biz to hawk a new line of bikinis that are basically pasties. Really tiny pasties. That you can only wear 10 to 15 times.
Gawker pointed us to the website of the bikini brand JWoww is doing a line for, PerfectTanBikini, which explains the groundbreaking technology behind these gravity-defying barely there suits. Thankfully, they’ve anticipated all your questions such as:







