Victoria Beckham Joins Facebook: To celebrate her 38th anniversaire, Poshypoo joined Facebook, ate a (presumably) low-cal fruit platter, and then proceeded to post about it on said FB account. Now David can finally tag his WAG in that lovely balls pic! {Facebook, NY Mag}

Jessica White is a Poet, OK? The model, who has been hard at work lately on her upcoming debut album, wants us to know that, first and foremost, she’s “a poet.” And when she’s modeling, she’s a “silent artist.” And when she’s writing, she’s “a bat.” And when her Ryan Leslie-produced record drops, people are “gonna get a big huge handful of how creative [she] really [is].” We can only hope that Ms. White’s album contains even more creative metaphors. {NY Mag}

Heidi Klum Strips Down for Allure: The freshly-single fräulein took it all off for Allure‘s May issue. In her cover story, Heidi reveals how she and her brood have been affected by her divorce drama with Seal and the reason she never did runway (except for Victoria’s Secret, obv.) Apparently, even fellow Project Runway judge Michael Kors once rejected her at a casting, saying “Thanks, but no thanks.” And her gay friends taught her everything she knows about giving blow jobs. Awkward turtle. {Fashion Etc, Jezebel}

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