Henry Holland's first full collection debuted in London yesterday, after much speculation about the designer's new model slogans. Your favorites: LISA CANT - OH YES SHE CAN... IRINA IRINA, PRIMA BALLERINA... and WHAM BAM JESSICA STAM! The actual runway was a bit more wordy. Here's what it said (and take note, the rhymes work much better when you say them in a Manchester accent)... I'VE GOT MORE THAN A HANDFUL FOR NAOMI CAMPBELL... FLICK YER BEAN FOR AGYNESS DEYN... LET'S PLAY NAKED TWISTER, LINDA EVANGELISTA... MY FLY'S UNDONE, LILY DONALDSON, and one that's a little too rumpled to read, but it looks like it says LOVE MY WEINER, IKELEINE... Excellent, Henry! Also, fast fact: in their first official London Fashion Week gig, the MisShapes DJed the show... therefore, the next batch of shirts could say ANGELS HARK FOR LEIGH LEZARK... FICKLE TICKLE GEORDON NICOL... ALL HEARTS FLY FOR THE OTHER GUY... right?
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