New York magazine thinks the Katherine Bernhardt painting Naomi Campbell Pleads Guilty on Assault is "a bargain" at $4000, where it's probably already sold at the Armory Show uptown. In its place, we've picked some other things you could get for $4000 that are also reminiscent of the vicious supermodel... 26 pairs of Chip & Pepper Jeans, the same ones that made Naomi (allegedly) attack her maid. 5 bejeweled cell phones designed by NYC Peach, to match the one Naomi hurled at another maid. 8 pairs of Vivienne Westwood shoes, just like the ones Naomi wore when she toppled on the runway. Years later on Top Model, Tyra Banks would tell the girls only that "a really famous model fell in these shoes, you guys." 151 bottles of Naomi Campbell perfume, whose reccomended use is "romantic." 401 copies of Bob Marley's Legend featuring the song Is This Love? As all good Campbell fans know, when Naomi was seven, she starred in its music video.