First thoughts while camped out on the red carpet (our red carpet, in the living room, from Marimekko) watching The Oscars... Metallics Rule (questionable results) Jennifer Hudson = Disco Vampire. Cate Blanchett Armani = Everyone Else Balenciaga Emily Blunt. Beautiful. Skinny. Too. GWYNETH WINS! THANK YOU ZAC! Kirsten, Karl, no excuse. Nicole looks like lipstick. Andre from Vogue. Lauren from Lucky. Conde Nast buys The Oscars? Abigail Breslin, appropriate. Dakota, pissed. Penelope Cruz in that dress and Carrie Bradshaw on the bed in Paris falling asleep. Right? Okay. Back to Gwyneth... (more, obviously, tomorrow).