Naomi Campbell reports for duty this morning at Pier 36 in New York. Reportedly, she'll be mopping floors all week as a community service sentence for hitting her maid in the head with a cell phone. Naomi claims it was an accident. We don't want to be sensationalists, but we also don't like it when people throw things at their assistants, except when Jeremy Piven does it on Entourage - and then, we assume, it's a "stunt" Blackberry and not a real one. So. The first person to send a camera phone pic of Naomi on the job gets a Starbucks card, and/ or a stack of our infamous bracelets. Bonne photographie.