One of the silliest parties of the year is Dressed To Kilt, a scotch-fueled bash that celebrates New York Tartan Week. The highlight of the evening is a kilt fashion show, where mildly famous men and women parade in front of an actually famous front row (last year: Vivienne Westwood; this year: Sean Connery and Donald Trump). And when the runway lights up this year, it'll be hotter than ever before: We hear Victoria's Secret will replicate the "Highland Romance" section of their famous catwalk, where models like Gisele and Caroline Trentini dutifully strutted in plaid lingerie. Ms. Bunchen won't be at Dressed to Kilt, but runway models for the April 2nd party include brainy bombshell Ivanka Trump, former hobbit Billy Boyd, and Tinsley Mortimer, who is listed on the invitation as a "designer and spokesperson." We wonder if any of them will wear Angela Lindvall's old outfit (pictured at right) in the show.