Here's a math problem out there for all you SAT crammers and calculus queens: How many cases of custom-designed Vogue champagne will it take to get yo

I decided to enter the New Yorker cartoon caption contest for the first time this week (cross your fingers for "Shut up, Kim Kardaspian"!) which got

Even though we know it's unfair, even though we sat through all the same stereotype seminars in high school as you did, even though we're technically

Obviously, the recession is on everybody's minds, and obviously, most talk here at the Fashionista offices usually turn to shoes. So here's a thought